I read the numbers, this couldn’t be right!
I cried and wailed and I did scream
“It couldn’t be my Braums ice cream.”
I weighed again, the scales read the same
Even neked, it said I’d gained!
Where’s my indoor bike, where could it be?
Way down in the shed, I could not see.
Back to the house I did park it
. Climbed upon it, and took off like a rocket.
My legs were like jelly, my heart was racing.
This bicycle ride I am hating.
I was proud of how far, and long I’d sped,
My legs were aching, they felt like lead.
I looked at the clock... the battery has died...
That can’t be a twenty second ride
Rabbit food is all I’ll eat,
Vegetables only, no more meat!!
On the TV...I can’t believe it..
. Braums I see... tomorrow I’ll diet!!
